closet organization

we could all take notes from my newest cyber friend. i wish my captors kept the closet i am forced to reside in this organized. it appeared this dude was digging my steaze. so i gussied myself up a little more & put on my heart shaped glasses hoping he would let me move into his closet. i think kitty doorstop foiled my plans by intruding into my web cam shot, i bet he thought i was cheating on him with kitty doorstop because he bounced shortly after.

do you like my fly shades?

star struck

can you believe last night i met all 3 of my favorite, music, tv and movie personalities on chatroulette!? the biebs himself! Pauly D all the way from the shore! and elijah wood! how good was elijah wood in the good son?? off the chain right? i totally would have dropped macaulay culkin off the cliff too. but then again where would we be without macaulay in party monster?

date night

i got all gussied up and went on chatroulette looking for a date to take me to see step up 3d. i found him, but he left before he had a chance to pull the popcorn trick...

will you take me to see step up 3d?

bad wilson

yesterday i went on chatroulette to make new cyber friends and to show off my spicy pickled peppers. every time i showed them my peppers they showed me their medical marijuanas. though i was offended at first, my new cyber friends are a bad influence because at the end of the night, i inhaled.

i think i am addicted. do you roll dirty? can you hook me up?

the guest list

I am out of the closet for a few hours to work on the guest list to my birthday party. I am hoping some of my new online friends from Chatroulette will show up to my birthday party tomorrow. I have the house to myself & some ritz crackers.

will you be coming? it's very rude to show up without rsvping, you know