2 lovers. 1 wilson.

sorry friends, i have not posted in a while, with my recent popularity i stumbled upon the fortunate situation, the never before chance to play two ladies at once, i tell you it's a full time job......at least the benefits are good.

here & here

who do you love more?

wilson ♡'s you

who are you? angelina jolie's sexy sister? i love you so......

those lips.........that beard.......so seductive

daddy dearest

it's a big day, readers. i found my birth father! supposedly he can sing pretty songs, is an eternal student of magik the gathering & my father. daddy loves icp, transformers, mooching rides, safety pins for closures & sketcher shoes- just like me. i hear he even tried to kill his family with a spatula and is now referred to as marc mirda on the mean streets of new england. badass. that must be where i get my human dismembering tendencies from. i even heard he spent years cultivating his senses by sniffing shoes & dirty feet at the mall. we are obvious doppelgangers externally, but it appears as we are also similar on so many deeper levels. father & son. i will be flying out to west warhick rhode island to meet him very soon. i want to surprise him with pancakes in bed.

i hope he tells me she is my mother.

do you think we share a resemblance?

everybody loves a winner

congratulations to the winner of my first blog giveaway ever! the lucky winner is eva- she won bff mr. toad & and our special bff heart charm. i cried as i read eva's bonus submission. a few of those tears were for the obvious loss of my bff, mr. toad to a faraway land, but most of the tears were of happiness for the new life he will live with eva. read her touching dipsomaniac entry below.

Things that mr. Toad will experience with me after I win him: He will be my accomplice in making excuses for having drinks, and will also help decide what sort of drink(s) is the best for the type of weather/job/problem/thing to celebrate/time of day/company/whatever. He will help turning every day life into a party and enjoy staying up late dressing up, having drinks and crafting stuff. We will burn incense, listen to music, and sometimes mr. toad will pose for pictures. I have a taxidermy mouse, a mannequin called Lilly and some other inanimate objects with their own persona's that I'm sure mr. Toad can relate to, so the fact that he's dead will not make him feel like a total freak. I guess it's not that extravagant, but it's the truth, and I think he'd enjoy it. I might expose him to actual life once and again....

but mostly I'll keep him wrapped up in a cozy fantasy world in order to make him feel safe and happy.

make sure to check out eva's blog, it's pretty rad.

giveaway! bff mr. toad!

it's on peeps! i am having my first ever giveaway! i thought long and hard as to which one of my prized possessions to giveaway.....and after some deep pondering I have decided to parts ways with my best friend for life, mr. toad with a broken wing (via kittydirtvintage on etsy). best part is i am also giving away the bff pendant me and mr. toad share. when you get it, it gently snaps in the middle and you can wear one half of the heart and mr, toad the other. i had no hands to break it with so mr. toad just held on to it with his toad death grip. i will miss mr. toad, but what we share transcends the physical form in which we are embodied.

ways to enter:

1. become a follower of my blog
2. fan me on facebook
3. follow me on twitter
bonus: tell me a story about the adventures you and mr. toad will have together
****you can enter one way or all ways, but you must leave a comment telling me which way you have entered or your submission will not be counted. each submission must be a separate comment. contest ends tuesday august 17 and is open to us residents only. winner will be selected via random.org

good luck to you & mr. toad

happy 2nd birthday, wilson

with the house to myself, ritz crackers & dip out I anxiously awaited my guests. it was nice being out of the closet for a full day. i am quite jealous of these peeps. anyways, chris hansen & I celebrated my 2nd birthday hoping my new online friends would stop by. they never came. we ended up watching strangeland instead. i find dee snider inspiring in that movie. i am thinking about making some new friends on chatroulette, soon.

what were you doing? why weren't you here? i am very angry with you

Meet Wilson

Who is Wilson? WHAT is Wilson?

{to be continued...}