this little piggy had none

if i had toes or fingers i would call this kind lady to do my cuticles.

star struck

can you believe last night i met all 3 of my favorite, music, tv and movie personalities on chatroulette!? the biebs himself! Pauly D all the way from the shore! and elijah wood! how good was elijah wood in the good son?? off the chain right? i totally would have dropped macaulay culkin off the cliff too. but then again where would we be without macaulay in party monster?

date night

i got all gussied up and went on chatroulette looking for a date to take me to see step up 3d. i found him, but he left before he had a chance to pull the popcorn trick...

will you take me to see step up 3d?

mommy, daddy, brother, sister, apple pie?

is that you?

welcome to my knitmare

bad wilson

yesterday i went on chatroulette to make new cyber friends and to show off my spicy pickled peppers. every time i showed them my peppers they showed me their medical marijuanas. though i was offended at first, my new cyber friends are a bad influence because at the end of the night, i inhaled.

i think i am addicted. do you roll dirty? can you hook me up?

fight for your right to party

the conclusion of my festivities

bye bye for now

happy 2nd birthday, wilson

with the house to myself, ritz crackers & dip out I anxiously awaited my guests. it was nice being out of the closet for a full day. i am quite jealous of these peeps. anyways, chris hansen & I celebrated my 2nd birthday hoping my new online friends would stop by. they never came. we ended up watching strangeland instead. i find dee snider inspiring in that movie. i am thinking about making some new friends on chatroulette, soon.

what were you doing? why weren't you here? i am very angry with you