today was a
very hard day, as i had to bid adieu to my mentor, captain & bff, mr. toad. i tried to be strong as i know mr. toad will have a better life in norway, with
eva marie. mr. toad will take on a high paying job as her personal bartender. she's a sexy redhead, mr. toad has a thing for the firey haired ladies. you can read eva marie's spectacular planned life with mr. toad
here. i wish mr. toad the best, his fellow taxidermy friends & i threw him a goodbye party and even busted out the glitter-glue-gun for the occasion. i put on my snazziest hair clip and my strong-face for bff mr. toad. i made sure to pack him money for milk and a vacation home, his favorite doll head- beyonce, some feathers for bedding, lots of glitter (boy mr. toad giggles like a school girl when you sprinkle him with red glitter) and of course his favorite beer straw since he is too short to reach an 16 oz.
adjø, mr. toad
please do write home mr. toad and share your new adventures with your old friends
don't tell mr. toad, but i have crying since my lonely walk home from the post office. :(