wilson, the distinguished writer

i have been very busy polishing my writing skills, friends. my parables of lindsay lohan are being honored to the highest regards. just yesterday i submitted my first article to the dirty and to my delight my literary work was featured today! after winning a sidekick in x17's caption content, and even though x17 severely butchered my entry, i am beginning to feel like a very distinguished writer. move over bret easton ellis & dr. seuss, wilson has arrived on the scene.

what you you think of my above theory on Lindsay Lohan?

that's me in blue below! - wilson of montrose!

sigh...... it should have read according to genius of my original entry:
lindsay: hey ali, remember mean girls?
ali: no.

but who can complain with this sweet sidekick sitting on my desk, too bad i don't have thumbs.
text, you later, bitches!

i see blood

hi friends! you do know how i love a good party!

so i was thrilled when that little ding went off on my computer to let me know i had received a facebook invite, to a gothic party, none the less.

i decided to be a polite guest and conjure up a little something for the lady of the night.

what do you think of my gift for the birthday gal? (fyi i took the pictures before the addition of rhinestones)

and best gift award, goes to, wilson! right right?

2 lovers. 1 wilson.

sorry friends, i have not posted in a while, with my recent popularity i stumbled upon the fortunate situation, the never before chance to play two ladies at once, i tell you it's a full time job......at least the benefits are good.

here & here

who do you love more?

new dance moves

it's all the rage.....it's kind of like the pop'n lock, it's called the pop'n squat....

do you think I can master this dance in time for me and elijah's wedding?

wilson ♡'s you

who are you? angelina jolie's sexy sister? i love you so......

those lips.........that beard.......so seductive

i got my par-tay on this weekend

more to come soon, when i can get out of bed, i have the worst hangover.....

a night at the masquerade ball .....

eeeek!

my first interview is taking place in twitter now! thank you the_lamia for asking all the probing questions.....

eeeeeeek!!

musically inclined

so the other day it came to me, my calling, i am thinking about writing and starring in bride of chucky the musical, what do you think?

what do you think, can i do jennifer tilly justice?

accessories for travel

now that mr. toad is out of the house i can indulge in some accessories i have been eyeing over the years. i was thinking the purse and visor would go well together as i like to travel and am always losing my camera and getting sunburnt. i have not placed my final order yet, as am still debating over other options- perhaps a belt buckle and cell phone case?

which would you wear?

won't you be my butcher?

i have a thing for butchers of yesteryear, can you blame me?

here & here

the good son

so you probably already know about my obsession with elijah wood in the good son. soooooo good. i cannot tell enough how great this cinematic masterpiece is. watch how elijah stays above the influence. bad macaulay bad.

adjø, mr. toad ~ a farewell to a friend

today was a very hard day, as i had to bid adieu to my mentor, captain & bff, mr. toad. i tried to be strong as i know mr. toad will have a better life in norway, with eva marie. mr. toad will take on a high paying job as her personal bartender. she's a sexy redhead, mr. toad has a thing for the firey haired ladies. you can read eva marie's spectacular planned life with mr. toad here. i wish mr. toad the best, his fellow taxidermy friends & i threw him a goodbye party and even busted out the glitter-glue-gun for the occasion. i put on my snazziest hair clip and my strong-face for bff mr. toad. i made sure to pack him money for milk and a vacation home, his favorite doll head- beyonce, some feathers for bedding, lots of glitter (boy mr. toad giggles like a school girl when you sprinkle him with red glitter) and of course his favorite beer straw since he is too short to reach an 16 oz.

adjø, mr. toad
please do write home mr. toad and share your new adventures with your old friends

don't tell mr. toad, but i have crying since my lonely walk home from the post office. :(
strong face, wilson, strong face.

cupcakes & vinegar

so things have been settling down, finally. i feel like my home is now my home officially and i want to start filling in the little odds and ends. so, i was doing some online shopping for my new home and i came across these treasures: a precious moments figurine for my curio cabinet & a pink poodle and his bitch for my bedroom. i was planning on getting the poodle image printed on canvas real large, you know like they do at costco now. what do you think, should i go ahead and do it....it's a little pricey, but i look at it as art that i will probably keep a lifetime.

which do you think I should get first?

lighting for my digs

i love saw blades and anything that grinds + chops flesh & bones with ease. so when i saw this antique chandelier i knew it would be perfect for my new home. i am going to start saving up for it.

what do you think, will it make my house a home?