new dance moves

it's all the rage.....it's kind of like the pop'n lock, it's called the pop'n squat....

do you think I can master this dance in time for me and elijah's wedding?

wilson ♡'s you

who are you? angelina jolie's sexy sister? i love you so......

those lips.........that beard.......so seductive

i got my par-tay on this weekend

more to come soon, when i can get out of bed, i have the worst hangover.....

a night at the masquerade ball .....

eeeek!

my first interview is taking place in twitter now! thank you the_lamia for asking all the probing questions.....

eeeeeeek!!

musically inclined

so the other day it came to me, my calling, i am thinking about writing and starring in bride of chucky the musical, what do you think?

what do you think, can i do jennifer tilly justice?

accessories for travel

now that mr. toad is out of the house i can indulge in some accessories i have been eyeing over the years. i was thinking the purse and visor would go well together as i like to travel and am always losing my camera and getting sunburnt. i have not placed my final order yet, as am still debating over other options- perhaps a belt buckle and cell phone case?

which would you wear?

won't you be my butcher?

i have a thing for butchers of yesteryear, can you blame me?

here & here

the good son

so you probably already know about my obsession with elijah wood in the good son. soooooo good. i cannot tell enough how great this cinematic masterpiece is. watch how elijah stays above the influence. bad macaulay bad.

adjø, mr. toad ~ a farewell to a friend

today was a very hard day, as i had to bid adieu to my mentor, captain & bff, mr. toad. i tried to be strong as i know mr. toad will have a better life in norway, with eva marie. mr. toad will take on a high paying job as her personal bartender. she's a sexy redhead, mr. toad has a thing for the firey haired ladies. you can read eva marie's spectacular planned life with mr. toad here. i wish mr. toad the best, his fellow taxidermy friends & i threw him a goodbye party and even busted out the glitter-glue-gun for the occasion. i put on my snazziest hair clip and my strong-face for bff mr. toad. i made sure to pack him money for milk and a vacation home, his favorite doll head- beyonce, some feathers for bedding, lots of glitter (boy mr. toad giggles like a school girl when you sprinkle him with red glitter) and of course his favorite beer straw since he is too short to reach an 16 oz.

adjø, mr. toad
please do write home mr. toad and share your new adventures with your old friends

don't tell mr. toad, but i have crying since my lonely walk home from the post office. :(
strong face, wilson, strong face.

cupcakes & vinegar

so things have been settling down, finally. i feel like my home is now my home officially and i want to start filling in the little odds and ends. so, i was doing some online shopping for my new home and i came across these treasures: a precious moments figurine for my curio cabinet & a pink poodle and his bitch for my bedroom. i was planning on getting the poodle image printed on canvas real large, you know like they do at costco now. what do you think, should i go ahead and do it....it's a little pricey, but i look at it as art that i will probably keep a lifetime.

which do you think I should get first?

lighting for my digs

i love saw blades and anything that grinds + chops flesh & bones with ease. so when i saw this antique chandelier i knew it would be perfect for my new home. i am going to start saving up for it.

what do you think, will it make my house a home?

hello

i wish i was little bit taller,

i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl who looked good
i would call her
i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 impala.....

dang y'all! i never understood
why the jocks get the fly girls
and me i get the hood rats
i tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
got hit with a bottle

i wish i had a brand-new car
so far, I got this hatchback
and everywhere i go, yo i gets laughed at
and when i'm in my cari'm laid back
i got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
but that's flat
and do you really wanna know what's really wack, what?
see I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
i heard that prom night is the bomb night

cause it's hard to survive
livin' in a concrete jungle and
these girls just keep passin' me by
she looks fly, she looks fly
makes me say my, my, my

i wish i was a little bit taller...
i wish i was a baller...
i wish i was a little bit taller y'all
i wish i was a baller

hey, I wish i had my way
'cause everyday would be a friday
you could even speed on the highway
i would play ghetto games
name my kids ghetto names
little mookie, big al, lorraine
yo you know that's on the real

I wish, I wish, I wish...

daddy dearest

it's a big day, readers. i found my birth father! supposedly he can sing pretty songs, is an eternal student of magik the gathering & my father. daddy loves icp, transformers, mooching rides, safety pins for closures & sketcher shoes- just like me. i hear he even tried to kill his family with a spatula and is now referred to as marc mirda on the mean streets of new england. badass. that must be where i get my human dismembering tendencies from. i even heard he spent years cultivating his senses by sniffing shoes & dirty feet at the mall. we are obvious doppelgangers externally, but it appears as we are also similar on so many deeper levels. father & son. i will be flying out to west warhick rhode island to meet him very soon. i want to surprise him with pancakes in bed.

i hope he tells me she is my mother.

do you think we share a resemblance?

everybody loves a winner

congratulations to the winner of my first blog giveaway ever! the lucky winner is eva- she won bff mr. toad & and our special bff heart charm. i cried as i read eva's bonus submission. a few of those tears were for the obvious loss of my bff, mr. toad to a faraway land, but most of the tears were of happiness for the new life he will live with eva. read her touching dipsomaniac entry below.

Things that mr. Toad will experience with me after I win him: He will be my accomplice in making excuses for having drinks, and will also help decide what sort of drink(s) is the best for the type of weather/job/problem/thing to celebrate/time of day/company/whatever. He will help turning every day life into a party and enjoy staying up late dressing up, having drinks and crafting stuff. We will burn incense, listen to music, and sometimes mr. toad will pose for pictures. I have a taxidermy mouse, a mannequin called Lilly and some other inanimate objects with their own persona's that I'm sure mr. Toad can relate to, so the fact that he's dead will not make him feel like a total freak. I guess it's not that extravagant, but it's the truth, and I think he'd enjoy it. I might expose him to actual life once and again....

but mostly I'll keep him wrapped up in a cozy fantasy world in order to make him feel safe and happy.

make sure to check out eva's blog, it's pretty rad.

have you seen my new murse?

via robincharlotte