now that mr. toad is out of the house i can indulge in some accessories i have been eyeing over the years. i was thinking the purse and visor would go well together as i like to travel and am always losing my camera and getting sunburnt. i have not placed my final order yet, as am still debating over other options- perhaps a belt buckle and cell phone case?
so you probably already know about my obsession with elijah wood in the good son. soooooo good. i cannot tell enough how great this cinematic masterpiece is. watch how elijah stays above the influence. bad macaulay bad.
today was a very hard day, as i had to bid adieu to my mentor, captain & bff, mr. toad. i tried to be strong as i know mr. toad will have a better life in norway, with eva marie. mr. toad will take on a high paying job as her personal bartender. she's a sexy redhead, mr. toad has a thing for the firey haired ladies. you can read eva marie's spectacular planned life with mr. toad here. i wish mr. toad the best, his fellow taxidermy friends & i threw him a goodbye party and even busted out the glitter-glue-gun for the occasion. i put on my snazziest hair clip and my strong-face for bff mr. toad. i made sure to pack him money for milk and a vacation home, his favorite doll head- beyonce, some feathers for bedding, lots of glitter (boy mr. toad giggles like a school girl when you sprinkle him with red glitter) and of course his favorite beer straw since he is too short to reach an 16 oz.
adjø, mr. toad please do write home mr. toad and share your new adventures with your old friends
don't tell mr. toad, but i have crying since my lonely walk home from the post office. :( strong face, wilson, strong face.
so things have been settling down, finally. i feel like my home is now my home officially and i want to start filling in the little odds and ends. so, i was doing some online shopping for my new home and i came across these treasures: a precious moments figurine for my curio cabinet & a pink poodle and his bitch for my bedroom. i was planning on getting the poodle image printed on canvas real large, you know like they do at costco now. what do you think, should i go ahead and do it....it's a little pricey, but i look at it as art that i will probably keep a lifetime.
i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala.....
dang y'all! i never understood why the jocks get the fly girls and me i get the hood rats i tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble got hit with a bottle
i wish i had a brand-new car so far, I got this hatchback and everywhere i go, yo i gets laughed at and when i'm in my cari'm laid back i got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat but that's flat and do you really wanna know what's really wack, what? see I can't even get a date So, what do you think of that? i heard that prom night is the bomb night
cause it's hard to survive livin' in a concrete jungle and these girls just keep passin' me by she looks fly, she looks fly makes me say my, my, my
i wish i was a little bit taller... i wish i was a baller... i wish i was a little bit taller y'all i wish i was a baller
hey, I wish i had my way 'cause everyday would be a friday you could even speed on the highway i would play ghetto games name my kids ghetto names little mookie, big al, lorraine yo you know that's on the real
it's a big day, readers. i found my birth father! supposedly he can sing pretty songs, is an eternal student of magik the gathering & my father. daddy loves icp, transformers, mooching rides, safety pins for closures & sketcher shoes- just like me. i hear he even tried to kill his family with a spatula and is now referred to as marc mirda on the mean streets of new england. badass. that must be where i get my human dismembering tendencies from. i even heard he spent years cultivating his senses by sniffing shoes & dirty feet at the mall. we are obvious doppelgangers externally, but it appears as we are also similar on so many deeper levels. father & son. i will be flying out to west warhick rhode island to meet himvery soon. i want to surprise him with pancakes in bed.
congratulations to the winner of my first blog giveaway ever! the lucky winner is eva- she won bff mr. toad & and our special bff heart charm. i cried as i read eva's bonus submission. a few of those tears were for the obvious loss of my bff, mr. toad to a faraway land, but most of the tears were of happiness for the new life he will live with eva. read her touching dipsomaniac entry below.
Things that mr. Toad will experience with me after I win him:He will be my accomplice in making excuses for having drinks, and will also help decide what sort of drink(s) is the best for the type of weather/job/problem/thing to celebrate/time of day/company/whatever. He will help turning every day life into a party and enjoy staying up late dressing up, having drinks and crafting stuff. We will burn incense, listen to music, and sometimes mr. toad will pose for pictures. I have a taxidermy mouse, a mannequin called Lilly and some other inanimate objects with their own persona's that I'm sure mr. Toad can relate to, so the fact that he's dead will not make him feel like a total freak.I guess it's not that extravagant, but it's the truth, and I think he'd enjoy it. I might expose him to actual life once and again....
but mostly I'll keep him wrapped up in a cozy fantasy world in order to make him feel safe and happy.
make sure to check out eva's blog, it's pretty rad.